Memories Of Places We've Never Been

bestrooftalkever:

swingin on the back yard
hangin in the front yard
video games 

chillin in the front seat
sittin in the back seat
playin video games

A scoo, a scoo, a scooby dooby doo.

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postdubstep:

The xx - Lights EP
Tonight The xx’s brand new EP called “Lights” leaked. It includes “Open Eyes” the track that they previously put on the internet as a demo version. Above is the official cover for the EP and the official release date is April 15th via Young Turks. However, there is still no info as to when their 2nd album is coming out. The new EP is such a banger. As promised their sound is now much more clubbier and clearly inspired by UK bass music. Thank you based Jamie xx!

1. Inhale
2. Oblivion
3. Witches & Panthers 
4. Open Eyes
5. Lights
6. Shadow
7. Exhale 

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The fucking Xx!!!

collegehumor:

In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:

10 Reasons That The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl

1. Carl, stay in the house.
2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
3. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
5. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that. 
7. It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head. 
8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
9. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes. 
10.  HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE. 

#walkingdead

gq:

The Problem with Reese Witherspoon

Problem #1: In her new movie, This Means War, we’re supposed to believe she’s an object of desire capable of setting off a violent feud between Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. Nice try, Hollywood.

Here, GQ’s Lauren Bans lays the smack down:

In real life, two men do not fight over a Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon as the vertex of a love triangle is a Hollywood inception dream architected specifically for ladies. Her characters aren’t designed to be fully dimensional people; they’re everywomen templates onto which you’re supposed to graft your own face. Most actresses have to choose early on whether to cater to men or women. Reese chose women. Or maybe women chose her. She’s pretty in a conventional way, but not too pretty. She’s hardly ever overtly sexy. She’s the kind of celebrity who, under her photo in fashion magazines, you’ll find a headline like “How to Nail A Preppy Look This Fall.” She likes talking, or at least pretends to like talking, about love and kids and her humble upbringing.

Over the past few years, it’s become hard to separate the offscreen Reese Witherspoon from the one onscreen. Partly because maintaining her acting career as the Everywoman necessitates acting like the Everywoman all the time. Her magazine interviews feel like Sweet Home Alabama fanfic. Reading one of them is cheaply cathartic, the way seeing one of her romantic comedies is like Look at the good things that happen to a nice, regular woman who doesn’t give up hope! Reese always presents herself as the I-can’t-believe-this-happened-to-me girl, and she’s great at it. When, years down the road, she starts doing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter commercials, I’ll buy multiple tubs.

Read the rest here. 

Truth: Reese Witherspoon isnt worth fighting over.

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leiaj:

i’d go

Ugliest line up ever!!!!

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